Simon says… It’s way too hot to mess with the paparazzi.

Daphne came by. She hooted twice, then took a bath.

Lookit how our girls have developed really distinct forehead markings! Leia’s looks like a cross between Simon’s and Daphne’s — both a dot and a line — and […]

*On way to work* “Oh, Simon’s in his tree. Weird, he’s in the right tree but not his Exact Favorite Spot. Oh look, Daphne’s also in that tree. […]

I have been quite wrong on some of the Owl Rules I have extrapolated over the years, so I say this with all the grains of salt. But […]