*On way to work* “Oh, Simon’s in his tree. Weird, he’s in the right tree but not his Exact Favorite Spot. Oh look, Daphne’s also in that tree. But that’s a weird distance and configuration for a canoodle… IS that Daphne? It’s kind of skinny… ZOMG THOSE ARE TWO JUVENILE OWLS SITTING OVER MY CAR AT MIDDAY” *Calls in sick*
