Things that are true (within my limited human powers of interpretation):
- Late last night, a squirrel received their final eviction notice.
- Early this morning, Daphne went INTO the nest, and stayed there.
- At 3:45 this morning, Daphne summoned Simon, but instead she got me. We stared at each other for a few minutes. She called Simon again, and I decided to sit down and wait, but in the literal 1.5 seconds it took me to steer my butt into a chair she vanished.
So here we have an eviction, an occupation, and a solicitation!