A list

Things that are true (within my limited human powers of interpretation):

  1. Late last night, a squirrel received their final eviction notice.
  2. Early this morning, Daphne went INTO the nest, and stayed there.
  3. At 3:45 this morning, Daphne summoned Simon, but instead she got me. We stared at each other for a few minutes. She called Simon again, and I decided to sit down and wait, but in the literal 1.5 seconds it took me to steer my butt into a chair she vanished.

So here we have an eviction, an occupation, and a solicitation!