It’s Best Branch Ever week, apparently. And this particular minute was bath minute. But here’s your daily Simon!

Just for fun: a little proof that when I say Simon likes this branch I mean it literally. Sometimes he’s a bit higher up or lower down, and […]

I genuinely do not know how this guy manages to sleep so soundly through all the birds and squirrels yelling at him. But he seems okay with it […]

Simon doesn’t know what’s going on with the nest tree, but he’s positive the Best Branch Ever is still exactly where it always has been.

The owl tree has wood-decay fungus. The specialist came today and said the base is badly damaged and leaving the tree as-is will be impossible. The truly excellent […]

Simon says hi.

I’m not saying this owl-shaped blob was watching me shower. But I was in the shower, and this owl was pointed in my direction in the tree outside.

This bird watched us take the trash out last night. They were both in the tree, having just completed a little hooty-hoot session, but I only spotted one.

Simon says, “OBVIOUSLY you live in my territory. This is the best branch in the neighborhood, and I deserve the best.”